I was out with my friend the other day.
Just lepaking in the street, watching the world go by.
And then this random guy walked past.
Neither of us had ever seen him before.
He looked me dead in the eyes and declared boldly, smiling,
Strange Man: "Hi Pam, how are you?"
Then he carried on walking down the street.
Me: Did that really just happen?
Friend: …Yes. Yes it did.
And I thought Diane was weird...