I'm fasting right now.
I know you're not supposed to publicise it…but it's a whole church event, so I guess most people know.
It's day 2 and all I can think about is food.
So I am going to reminisce about a recent dinner at Bubba Gumps.
It was so delicious…
But the story is about the waiter, not the food.
Actually there was two of them - a guy taking the order and a girl watching.
Friend: Why is there two of you? Are you training him?
Waiter: No, I'm training her.
Waitress: Hehe ^.^
So that was a good start.
He managed to avoid us for most of the meal, forcing other waiters to come to our table, breathless:
Waiter: Stop Forrest Stop!
But towards the end we wanted our original guy back.
To ask awkward questions about the size and price of hot chocolate, amongst other things...
Friend: Where's our waiter?
Friend 2: There.
Friend: Where? No, not that one. The other one.
Me: The first one?
Friend: Yes, our waiter.
Me: That's him.
Friend: No! It's not him!
Friend 3: Yeah, that's the same guy.
Friend: Nooo…the other one.
Friend 4: =.=
Friend: Oh…what? Is that really our waiter? But he was good looking before!
Friend 2: O.O
Friend: Maybe I was just really hungry…
Are they real?
[like beer googles...but different]
Because by this logic, I should be seeing a lot of "cute" guys.
I better be careful…