Auntie?

This morning I was walking to my car. 

I smiled at my condo guard as I passed. 

I'm nice like that. 

He waved. 

And do you know what he said to me, brightly and with joy?

Guard: Morning Auntie!

…

What?

Are you serious.

[auntie netta. not me]

Auntie?

I am under 30. 

I am not married. 

I have no kids. 

In what way do I qualify as an Auntie??

=.=

Not impressed. 

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I realise this would be more of a story if I had questioned him on the matter/objected loudly. 

But quite honestly I was too stunned to speak. 

Auntie?!

Aiyoo...