I have a chronic inability to make decisions.
Actually, mainly when it comes to shopping.
I just a very sensible shopper!
Unless I instantly love something, I will spend a long time deciding if it's worth buying, if I really want it, do I need this, should I really be spending this much money, I just bought that the other day etc, etc.
Recently I was browsing for shoes.
Seller: Look, real leather (sets lighter to shoe)
After some browsing, I had a selection of 4 NICE shoes. And that meant decisions had to be made.
Friend: Just get them!
Friend: Get them.
Me: What, all?
Friend: Yah, they're so nice!
Me: Cannot! I can't buy 4 shoes!?
Friend: Why not? They're all different! And so cheap.
This simply does not compute - who needs 4 new pairs of shoes at the same time?
There's 2 sandals and 2 slippers.
The smart thing to do is pick one of each. Right?
But it's really hard…because they're all so prettyyyyy…..sighhhh….
Much time passes.
I can't decide.
Advice from nice Pakistani man selling shoes:
Seller: Not think too much. Not good for health.
Of course you'd say that.
["lady! just buy the shoes!!']
Seller: Where are you from?
Seller: (knowing look) Ooh. That is why. England people think too much.
Is that a fact.
If so, hurrah. It's not my fault after all!